Three Cards For Homer

Lenny: You want another card or not?

Homer: Huh? Oh, OK. I'll take three.

[Moe deals them]

Homer: Doh! Doh! Doh! I mean... Woo hoo.

- The Simpsons, 1994

Be careful not to give away too much information when you look at your cards, unless it is a carefully planned bluff.


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