A Poker Face Like Me

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Ted: [smiles indiscreetly at his hand of poker]

Bill: No, Ted. You gotta have a poker face, like me. [demonstrates]

Ted: Oh.

Bill: [looks at hand] Whoa! Three aces!


- Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, 1989

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Been dealt 7,2 off? Dont worry, it's just two pieces of cardboard. Suited connectors? Just two pieces of cardboard. Ace King? Just two pieces of cardboard. Pocket rockets? etc. Regardless of what cards you have, don't get excited - all you have in your hand is just two pieces of cardboard. But if your poker face is really really bad, then consider only playing online!